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The Mother of all Shows. The stuff nobody tells you about parenthood…until it’s too late.
This witty, entertaining show set to tour the UK, Autumn 2023 Stars Netflix and Eastenders’ CHERYL FERGISON joined by actresses SARITA PLOWMAN and POPPY TIERNEY.
Whether it’s leaving the house without your bra, crying in the supermarket aisles for no reason, or secretly thinking you had given birth to E.T. You won’t feel alone when listening to these women portray the ‘beauty’ of bringing new life into the world…or forgetting where they left it.
An uplifting, honest show navigating Motherhood and the drama life throws at you, because creating life and raising a good human Isn’t enough without the occasional bump along the way.
If you’re a mum-to-be, about to have your first grandchild or even the cat’s mother in need of a witty romp through the trials and tribulations of parental life, then this is the show for you.
For all the men who want to know what women want – please take your seats!
OUR 2023 CAST
Netflix and Eastenders’
CHERYL FERGISON as Alison
CHERYL FERGISON as Alison
POPPY TIERNEY
as Robyn
SARITA PLOWMAN as Barbara
JOSIE BRIGHTWELL
as Understudy Alison/Robyn/Barbara
as Understudy Alison/Robyn/Barbara
UK TOUR 2023
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fri06oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmFloral Pavilion, New BrightonON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Floral Pavilion, New Brighton
Marine Promenade, New Brighton, Wallasey CH45 2JS
sat07oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Forum, NorthallertonON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Northallerton Forum
Bullamoor Rd, Northallerton DL6 1LP
sun08oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmMansfield PalaceON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Palace Theatre, Mansfield
Leeming St, Mansfield NG18 1NG
tue10oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmEpsom PlayhouseON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Epsom Playhouse
42 Ashley Ave, Epsom KT18 5AL
wed11oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmThe Riverfront, NewportON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Riverfront, Newport
Kingsway, Newport NP20 1HG
thu12oct7:30 pmthu10:00 pmChelmsford TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Chelmsford Theatre
Fairfield Rd, Chelmsford CM1 1JG
fri13oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmForum Theatre, MalvernON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Forum Theatre, Malvern
Grange Rd, Great Malvern, Malvern WR14 3HB
sun15oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmRegal Theatre, RedruthON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Regal Theatre, Redruth
6 Fore St, Redruth TR15 2AZ
tue17oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmThe Savoy Theatre, MonmouthON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Savoy Theatre, Monmouth
Church St, Monmouth NP25 3BU
wed18oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmCivic Theatre, RotherhamON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Civic Theatre, Rotherham
Catherine St, Rotherham S65 1EB
fri20oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmBlackburn Empire TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Blackburn Empire Theatre
Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn BB2 4HT
sat21oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Customs House, South ShieldsON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Blackburn Empire Theatre
Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn BB2 4HT
sun22oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmWhitehall Theatre, DundeeON SALE
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Whitehall Theatre, Dundee
12 Bellfield St, Dundee DD1 5JA
mon23oct7:30 pmmon10:00 pmTivoli Theatre, AberdeenON SALE NOW
Time
(Monday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Tivoli Theatre, Aberdeen
34-48 Guild St, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
wed25oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmPavilion Theatre, RhylON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Pavilion Theatre, Rhyl
E Parade, Rhyl, LL18 3AQ
fri27oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmRoses Theatre, TewkesburyON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Roses Theatre, Tewkesbury
Sun St, Tewkesbury GL20 5NX
sat28oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmChequer Mead Theatre & Arts Centre, East GrinsteadON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Chequer Mead theatre & Arts Centre, East Grinstead
tue31oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmRoyal Spa Centre, LeamingtonON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Royal Spa Centre, Leamington
Newbold Terrace, Leamington Spa CV32 4HN
wed01nov7:30 pmwed10:00 pmPrinces Hall, AldershotON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Princes Hall, Aldershot
Princes Way, Aldershot GU11 1NX
thu02nov7:30 pmthu10:00 pmSutton Coldfield Town HallON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Sutton Coldfield Town Hall
Upper Clifton Rd, The Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield, Sutton Coldfield B73 6AB
fri03nov7:30 pmfri10:00 pmThe Berry Theatre, Hedge EndON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Berry Theatre, Hedge End
Wildern Ln, Hedge End, Southampton SO30 4EJ
sat04nov7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Spotlight, HoddesdonON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Spotlight, Hoddesdon
High St, Hoddesdon EN11 8BE
sun05nov7:30 pmsun10:00 pmWatersmeet Theatre, RickmansworthON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Watersmeet Theatre, Rickmansworth
High St, Rickmansworth WD3 1EH
tue07nov7:30 pmtue10:00 pmGarrick Playhouse, AltrinchamON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Altrincham Garrick Playhouse
Barrington Rd, Altrincham WA14 1HZ
thu09nov7:30 pmthu10:00 pmTelford TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Telford Theatre
Limes Walk, 19 Limes Rd
fri10nov7:30 pmfri10:00 pmTheatre Royal, St HelensON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Theatre Royal, St. Helens
Corporation St, Saint Helens WA10 1LQ
sun12nov7:30 pmsun10:00 pmHarlequin Theatre, RedhillON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Harlequin Theatre, Redhill
Warwick Rd, Redhill RH1 1NN
Current Month
october 2023
fri06oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmFloral Pavilion, New BrightonON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Floral Pavilion, New Brighton
Marine Promenade, New Brighton, Wallasey CH45 2JS
sat07oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Forum, NorthallertonON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Northallerton Forum
Bullamoor Rd, Northallerton DL6 1LP
sun08oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmMansfield PalaceON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Palace Theatre, Mansfield
Leeming St, Mansfield NG18 1NG
tue10oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmEpsom PlayhouseON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Epsom Playhouse
42 Ashley Ave, Epsom KT18 5AL
wed11oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmThe Riverfront, NewportON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Riverfront, Newport
Kingsway, Newport NP20 1HG
thu12oct7:30 pmthu10:00 pmChelmsford TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Chelmsford Theatre
Fairfield Rd, Chelmsford CM1 1JG
fri13oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmForum Theatre, MalvernON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Forum Theatre, Malvern
Grange Rd, Great Malvern, Malvern WR14 3HB
sun15oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmRegal Theatre, RedruthON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Regal Theatre, Redruth
6 Fore St, Redruth TR15 2AZ
tue17oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmThe Savoy Theatre, MonmouthON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Savoy Theatre, Monmouth
Church St, Monmouth NP25 3BU
wed18oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmCivic Theatre, RotherhamON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Civic Theatre, Rotherham
Catherine St, Rotherham S65 1EB
fri20oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmBlackburn Empire TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Blackburn Empire Theatre
Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn BB2 4HT
sat21oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Customs House, South ShieldsON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Blackburn Empire Theatre
Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn BB2 4HT
sun22oct7:30 pmsun10:00 pmWhitehall Theatre, DundeeON SALE
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Whitehall Theatre, Dundee
12 Bellfield St, Dundee DD1 5JA
mon23oct7:30 pmmon10:00 pmTivoli Theatre, AberdeenON SALE NOW
Time
(Monday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Tivoli Theatre, Aberdeen
34-48 Guild St, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
wed25oct7:30 pmwed10:00 pmPavilion Theatre, RhylON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Pavilion Theatre, Rhyl
E Parade, Rhyl, LL18 3AQ
fri27oct7:30 pmfri10:00 pmRoses Theatre, TewkesburyON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Roses Theatre, Tewkesbury
Sun St, Tewkesbury GL20 5NX
sat28oct7:30 pmsat10:00 pmChequer Mead Theatre & Arts Centre, East GrinsteadON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Chequer Mead theatre & Arts Centre, East Grinstead
tue31oct7:30 pmtue10:00 pmRoyal Spa Centre, LeamingtonON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Royal Spa Centre, Leamington
Newbold Terrace, Leamington Spa CV32 4HN
november 2023
wed01nov7:30 pmwed10:00 pmPrinces Hall, AldershotON SALE NOW
Time
(Wednesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Princes Hall, Aldershot
Princes Way, Aldershot GU11 1NX
thu02nov7:30 pmthu10:00 pmSutton Coldfield Town HallON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Sutton Coldfield Town Hall
Upper Clifton Rd, The Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield, Sutton Coldfield B73 6AB
fri03nov7:30 pmfri10:00 pmThe Berry Theatre, Hedge EndON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Berry Theatre, Hedge End
Wildern Ln, Hedge End, Southampton SO30 4EJ
sat04nov7:30 pmsat10:00 pmThe Spotlight, HoddesdonON SALE NOW
Time
(Saturday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Spotlight, Hoddesdon
High St, Hoddesdon EN11 8BE
sun05nov7:30 pmsun10:00 pmWatersmeet Theatre, RickmansworthON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Watersmeet Theatre, Rickmansworth
High St, Rickmansworth WD3 1EH
tue07nov7:30 pmtue10:00 pmGarrick Playhouse, AltrinchamON SALE NOW
Time
(Tuesday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
The Altrincham Garrick Playhouse
Barrington Rd, Altrincham WA14 1HZ
thu09nov7:30 pmthu10:00 pmTelford TheatreON SALE NOW
Time
(Thursday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Telford Theatre
Limes Walk, 19 Limes Rd
fri10nov7:30 pmfri10:00 pmTheatre Royal, St HelensON SALE NOW
Time
(Friday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Theatre Royal, St. Helens
Corporation St, Saint Helens WA10 1LQ
sun12nov7:30 pmsun10:00 pmHarlequin Theatre, RedhillON SALE NOW
Time
(Sunday) 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Location
Harlequin Theatre, Redhill
Warwick Rd, Redhill RH1 1NN